Why Does Getting Married Make You Fat?

I may be a man, but I can answer that question honestly and with tact. Before a woman (or a man for that matter) marries another, s(he) is in attraction mode. That is to say that s(he) is doing everything the s(he) can to attract another. The problem with marriage and weight is that when two lives are merged into one, many people stop doing the things that they did before marriage that made them attractive. So consequently, women and men both can put on weight without much determination to keep the weight off.

The answer is to keep doing what was done before marriage. Work out and dress nice. Women, put on makeup and men, dress nice and shave and do what you can to be attractive. But that's why women put on weight after marriage and continuing to exercise and that's the way to take and keep the weight off.